mslupin:

hashbrows2:

why the heck did this get over 4 mil notes like this girl is gorgeous but wth

(Source: )

caraknightley:

mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities, and being full of regret

(Source: m-ve)

googlehomie:

you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot

(Source: slydigger)

theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her

She knows

She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you

shubbabang:

davestridersturkeygirlfriend:

shubbabang:

davestridersturkeygirlfriend:

for every note this gets ill eat another hot pocket

better hope you have a shit ton of hot pockets then

IT HAD SIX FUCKING NOTES AND THEN YOU REBLOGGED IT

ENJOY YOUR HOT POCKETS

(Source: msthiefoftime)

I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you. But then you’ll get tired of me.

(Source: weeeenhi)

deadpoolist:

i have such good taste, i whisper to myself as i browse my own blog

(Source: ryanrreynolds)

fulllmetal:

im not sure if im hungry but im gonna eat anyway just in case

(Source: mmordred)

I WORRY ABOUT YOU AND THAT’S WHAT FRIENDSHIP IS ABOUT IF THIS WAS A SHOUNEN ANIME AND I WAS THE MAIN OVERPOWERED GUY YOU’D BE ONE OF MY NAKAMAS AND I’D BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF WHOEVER IS MEAN TO YOU

cute-stuff-bart:

fictional characters are too attractive im filing a lawsuit